my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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