oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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