apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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