It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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