"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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