omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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