she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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