That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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