Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So many bounce houses so little time
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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