NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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