is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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