from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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