I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
