i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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