i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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