OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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