Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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