He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I think my moral compass just broke
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