You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
