Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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