You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
