babies were throwing up all over the place
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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