sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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