Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
