You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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