What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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