i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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