I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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