just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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