I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
we should paint friendship bongs
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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