so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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