mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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