Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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