omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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