No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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