Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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