He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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