Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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