She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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