fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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