Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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