Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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