she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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