How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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