and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
soo... how was my night?
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