whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Randomize
