Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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