DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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