His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Your penis caused this!
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