By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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